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[Ages 18+] Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
04-20-2017, 04:45 PM
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[Ages 18+] Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
WARNING PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE TO THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU ARE OF AGE AT LEAST 18+









~Welcome to el Barto's smoke guide!~
In this weeks tutorial we will be walking you through how to properly create a "Gate Station" and drop a "gate".
1) Gathering Supplies
           Fortunately when it comes to making a "Gate Station" little to no supplies are actually required. Below we have listed all the materials required for this tutorial.
  • 1; 16.9 Fl Oz Watter bottle
  • 1; Large Cup (Pref. 30 Oz)
  • 1; Lighter
  • 1; Socket Piece [Make sure the diameter of the socket piece is smaller than that of the water bottle's cap]
  • 1; Source of water
  • Smoking herbs
2) Assembly
           In order to appropriately assemble a "Gate Station" first you must take the Large cup, and fill it anywhere from an inch to two inches near the rim. Next remove the cap from the water bottle and move it to the side, you will need it later. Now proceed to burn a small hole around the size of a nickle into the bottom of the water bottle, and drown it into the cup you have filled with water. Finally, use the lighter again to melt the center of the water bottle cap until the Socket Piece can slide through with ease. Make sure the Socket Piece is air tight to the water bottle cap, and the plastic encases around the socket piece around half way up. Screw the socket on to the water bottle (still drowned in the cup) and you have now fully assembled your Gate Station.

3) Usage           
           Pack whatever smoking herbs you may have into the Socket Piece at the top of the station. Once you have packed an appropriate amount, it is now time to spark the gate...use your lighter to do this. Ignite your lighter and put it near the top of the socket cap, slowly lift the water bottle out of the large cup and watch the smoke fill into the area the water had once filled. Leave a little water in the bottom of the bottle to reduce harshness. Then when you are ready to take your hit, unscrew the water bottle cap and inhale through the mouthpiece of the waterbottle.

4) the Experience           
           A gate is known to any as the most harsh form of smoking so prepare youself! Upon consumption you may feel (nauseous, dizzy, dryness of mouth, distorted vision, & headaches). Remember to be safe when operating a vehicle undor the influence of "Gates". Often times temperature of the water may have an effect on taste, and experience when taking gates. Make sure to always use clean supplies! Consumption of gates may lead to lung cancer, or other lethal diseases. Do not use around children.

Congratulations!
           You have now learned how to effectively take a Gate and assemble a Gate station! This is the conclusion of Vol. 1; el Barto's smoke guide. Each guide will be released once a month. Next month we will be talking about water pipes and how to find one that best suits your needs. The follow up tutorial video for this guide will be posted within the next month! Keep smoking!
- el Barto

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04-20-2017, 05:02 PM
Post: #2
RE: Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
Real men smoke crack.
 
04-20-2017, 06:26 PM
Post: #3
RE: Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
can't say i approve of this post in a community of ~15 year old people


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04-20-2017, 06:37 PM
Post: #4
RE: Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in the joint
 

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04-20-2017, 06:57 PM
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RE: Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
Is this drug-related?
04-20-2017, 09:02 PM
Post: #6
RE: Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
Okay, so I read the whole OP. How do I get high? I did everything, and packed a bowl with some herb I found in my moms spice cabinet, and nothings happened yet wtf. It's 4/20 I wanna celebrate.

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04-20-2017, 09:22 PM
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RE: Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
10/10 will be trying this when I get home.

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04-20-2017, 10:04 PM
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RE: Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
(Today 05:57 PM)'Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart' Wrote:  Is this drug-related?

 

I strictly smoke blue color american spirit tobacco unrolled from cigarettes. It's a how to guide for home made pipes!

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04-20-2017, 10:23 PM
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RE: [Ages 18+] Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
Oh god, smoking out of a socket piece.

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04-20-2017, 10:30 PM
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RE: [Ages 18+] Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
Not sure if this is appropiate, considering anyone can click this link and learn how to smoke. Hence promoting smoking/drugs
 

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04-20-2017, 11:43 PM
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RE: [Ages 18+] Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
(Today 09:30 PM)'Shade' Wrote:  Not sure if this is appropiate, considering anyone can click this link and learn how to smoke. Hence promoting smoking/drugs


 

youtube has more detailed/graphic tutorials than this. 


Only smoke legally when you're of age kids.

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04-20-2017, 11:45 PM
Post: #12
RE: [Ages 18+] Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
Update: I'm so glad I tried this I am having a great time. And it was a hard as fuck Tupac. Do again it's great. Hit was hard as fuck I feel amazing. Right now. This is a great end for 4/20. :)))))) is good goood in Twinkiee gay.

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04-21-2017, 12:45 PM
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RE: [Ages 18+] Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
Requesting for this post and my most recent post (Whatever happened to fags?) in General to be moved to Off The Wall

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04-21-2017, 12:46 PM
Post: #14
RE: [Ages 18+] Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
dont smoke out of plastic, the socket will melt it slowly and u will be breathing that in

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04-21-2017, 12:52 PM
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RE: [Ages 18+] Smokers Guide: Vol. 1 (4/20/17)
(Today 11:46 AM)'HavocMaverick' Wrote:  dont smoke out of plastic, the socket will melt it slowly and u will be breathing that in


 

This is true so be wary when using. Make sure you are always using fresh materials every sesh. The same station can be made with glass parts and a diamond point drill. However it's the smoke that heats the bottle that lets off some nasty *** you don't want in your body. The socket itself I believe somehow being heated can let off something that increases your chances for alzheimer's...but ask Gutsy he told me 'bout that and i'm not sure what the extent of it is or the science behind it. However if you're with me (smoking is deadly all around) an occassional gate will do you no harm.

 

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