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What's The Craziest Thing That You Have Done/Witnessed on Div?
05-12-2019, 10:07 PM (This post was last modified: 05-13-2019 09:29 AM by Popeye.)
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CRAZY EXPERIENCES
This is a thread for users to share some of their craziest experiences on the server, cause a lot of shit happens.


I'll start, this is what inspired me to make this thread. There's these two kids, Dix and Carl Johnson, two people I arrest frequently because they unknowingly break the laws often. I found out they are apart of the "71st Street Kings" owned by Young Scooter. 

I become a hobo and wanted to see if I can mess with them, so I change my org name to 71st Street Kingz and put the same org color and changed my name to Yung Scooter, I PM them pretending I just got on and don't know where their base is, sure enough, they tell me where it is. They let me in and I tell them how there is too many inactive org members so we will be restarting the org so I made them leave and join my org. They shower me with their shitty guns and start talking to me as if I am Scooter.

I change my name to Popeye, blast them both in the face, destroy their money printers, steal all of their weapons and leave as I play Johnny Cash on my back (this being a hobo raid).

Despite them just being dumb as shit, I felt like James Bond.

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05-13-2019, 09:21 AM
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I participated in the GutsyStephen riots

I won a 1mil jackpot yesterday

I lost 3mil to blackjack a couple months ago

yea idk

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05-13-2019, 03:18 PM
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one time I rdmd thedivinity

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05-13-2019, 03:52 PM
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Legacy complimented one of my builds. I slept very well that night.

 

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05-13-2019, 04:15 PM
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yeah i remember that time that i banned someone for cheating when i was mod for a week then legacy yelled at me and i got scared and i was very scared


oh yeah and that time i got frozen by legacy and was going to get demoted probably if i said anything that wasn't serious scary times dude

also i remember that time i mass rdmed then my computer bluescreened

also that time that i met wolfgang and he called me an idiete

also that time that you could dupe money in the org vault and we made like 99 million and greviss stole it like a jew

also that time that i shot horatio in the head with a usp then ran away when he was raiding our misfit base

also that time i was in misfits

also that time that i became a cheeki breeki

also that time i even applied for mod

also that time that my perm admin app took a long time to get accepted

also that time i spent more than one hour on a darkrp server

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05-13-2019, 08:26 PM
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This one time my pp was hard

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05-14-2019, 08:57 AM
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when I tried to make Lebronson take heroin and die and he kept running away giggling like a little girl for an hour straight
 

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05-14-2019, 05:05 PM
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ppl r literally PR'ing themselves i love it im gonna ban every1 that posted here LOL
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05-14-2019, 06:45 PM
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(05-13-2019 03:18 PM)Keebs Wrote:  one time I rdmd thedivinity

I fixed your signature for you.
 
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05-14-2019, 10:48 PM
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yo i remember when i was a part of an rdm group
raise your hand if you remember that!!

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05-15-2019, 12:16 AM
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I got raided by legacy the second time I played on the server

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05-15-2019, 02:46 AM
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There are so many...

Losing about 25mil-ish in Blackjack in total.

Micspamming music with everyone dancing to my low-quality 80's music.

ERP

Wanting and tazing some admin(Forgot who specifically), after which he went up in Plaza skies and started to drop me down like 40 times, with me almost hitting ground each time(and actually hitting it twice, losing guns)

The mingy stuff Chase Adams has pulled me into... such as yesterday convincing some dudes I am a new player and don't know how to use radios so I was micspamming, then later denied it.

AND MANY MORE.

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05-15-2019, 10:59 AM
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(05-14-2019 05:05 PM)Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Wrote:  ppl r literally PR'ing themselves i love it im gonna ban every1 that posted here LOL

what?? i was just joking i never break the rules ever. I was just trying to do a dank meme dude cmon

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05-17-2019, 12:43 PM
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Some weird ass Gulag RP with WAM years ago.
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